An Arab at the airport:
• Name?
• Abdul al-Rhazib.
• Sex?
• Three to five times a week.
• No, no… I mean male or female?
• Male, female, sometimes camel.
• Holy cow!
• Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
• But isn’t that hostile?
• Horse style, doggy style, any style!
• Oh dear!
• No, no! Deer run too fast!
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